goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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does anyone else NEED to see the top of the lid?

dutchster:

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary

high-fives are the best thing for the world

shining-magically:

disneycamera:

kevinbolk:

"ARTIST BOLDLY REIMAGINES DISNEY PRINCESS AS A PILE OF ROCKS" 

You’ve never seen them like this before. Mind blown!

idk they all look like Rapunzel :/

I can’t believe Disney is getting away with using the same rocks over and over

thechronicleofshe:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

This joke is gold.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Watching The Sopranos, another thing that is better with a dog.

Watching The Sopranos, another thing that is better with a dog.

aliilovely:

kingjaffejoffer:

But that’s none of my business

All kind of stones being hurled around these glass houses

SLEEP 

US Open Cup final.
Didn’t love the result, but loved being there.
See ya soon, Union

Sick day with the dog and footballs