There May Have To Be Toast Involved
A baby rhino poses for the cameras in its enclosure at Allwetterzoo in Munster, Germany. Picture: Imago / Barcroft Media
Gah sweet lord too much!
I want one. Can I please get one, Kayt?
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
the person who hired this man is a genius
(Source: deanwincherter, via mizzkatonic)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via edwardspoonhands)
Montana is third in breweries per capita. But since our population is so low, we only need like three more to be #1. I have faith in us. More Maps
New York may be pretty low in breweries per capita (damn you inflated population due to NYC) but we have quality. Which I’ll take any day.
From the video Optimism is Not Insane
I don’t enjoy pointing out spelling or grammar errors on things that are awesome and kind of sweet because it’s unnecessary and kind of dickish, but this one is phonetically hilarious.
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